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Dad, Look – I Wrote A Book!
The only copy. Single, in every sense.
$1,000,000
$1,000,000
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Single and ready to sell
This book is single
- Age
- New. Never opened.
- Looking for
- One serious buyer
- Likes
- Beers, chocolates, long walks to the bank
- Dealbreakers
- Anything under $1,000,000
- Relationship history
- Highest offer: $10. It did not work out.
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Sale terms
- Discount applies to all copies. There is one copy. The discount is 0%.
- Limit one per customer. Also limit one per planet.
- Free shipping on orders over $1,000,000. Your order is exactly $1,000,000.
- Beers and chocolates with the author are included, at no extra discount.
- Prices may change after Singles' Day. They will not.